Go nuts." I closed the menu and set it down on the table.

“In that case I'm also having curly fries." She folded her own menu and grinned at me.

"Curly fries come with the steak." I pointed out.

“Don't spoil my buzz." She Lifted her fingers to tease her golden blonde curls before stretching out a few of the long strands and regarding them critically for a Long moment.

“My bad." I conceded as I watched her, not quite knowing what to do next.

“Can I get you guys anything?" The waiter popped up from behind me, notepad in hand.

"I'LL have the Hawaiian pizza please." I passed the menu over to him as

I spoke.

“I'LL have the mixed grill. No eggs." Jenny said after a slight pause.

The waiter paused and looked up from his notepad to the slender blonde girl. He seemed to be having a slightly awkward moment. I have to admit that I was pretty shocked myself.

“You know that's a meal meant for two?" The waiter ventured gently.

“Yup! And I'd like the steak as rare as you can cook it without sending the chef to prison." Jenny cheerfully handed the man her menu.

The waiter looked at me to see if he was being filmed for a prank TV show or something. I shrugged somewhat unhelpfully.

“Of course. I'm sorry it's just..." The man trailed off as he realised his tip might have been in jeopardy and quickly got back to business.

“Drinks?”

“Double Jack Daniels on the rocks and a pint of whatever lager's on tap." I said.

The waiter nodded and rushed off to fulfil our orders.

“A double whiskey in a place Like this? You have deep pockets don' cha?"

Jenny crossed her arms and leaned forwards, I got a great view of her braless tits pressed up against the table, barely contained by her dress.

“Says the girl who just ordered almost twenty quids worth of meat." I laughed.