I blinked. "Excuse me?"

"I've been reading the Kama Sutra. Here, just stand up and push it into me." She got off the bed and turned around, opening her legs into an

A-frame and bending over at the waist far enough that her hands touched the floor.

I gawked at Alice's bare butt and found her giving me an upside-down smirk from between her knees.

“Get over here and fuck me!" she ordered.

I readily complied, having to squat a bit to get lined up. In fact, I had to get Low enough as I smoothly pushed into her that I realized this wouldn't be a very comfortable position for me. The height difference was just a little out of whack.

But then Alice took me by surprise by kicking her feet up off the floor and crossing her ankles behind my butt. I staggered a step forward, really driving my dick into her while she had to grunt and hold herself up in a hand-stand position.

“Holy shit that's deep!" she exclaimed while I fought to maintain my balance and keep us from falling over. I wound up with one foot stepped forward, my hands gripping her thighs to help keep her legs in position. But once I found my balance, I found the position relatively stable. The only real limit was how Long Alice could support her weight on her own arms.

As it turned out, she could only hold it for about two minutes. It was a crazy two minutes though, a position I'd never had sex in before, and

I was surprised to have my first time doing so with a sexual novice who had been a virgin up until a half-hour ago. But it was a lot of fun, and I REALLY got deep on every thrust without feeling like I had to compact her buttcheeks or anything to get that extra half-inch deeper into her box.

Once she couldn't hold it anymore, she collapsed to the floor and we ended up in a more traditional doggy-style. I rutted away at her with my hips and abs, hammering her harder and harder until she shrieked again. After that, eyes blazing, Alice stared back at me and growled,

“Time for dessert."

I didn't understand right away.

Chuckling, Alice crawled forward, sliding herself off my cock. She climbed up to the foot of the bed and lay face-down across it with her feet on the floor and her ass up. Reaching back with both hands, she spread her own cheeks and intoned huskily, “Put it in my ass."

“Yes, ma'am!"

Much as I might've wanted to, I didn't just grip it and rip it unlubed.

I retrieved the bottle from my nightstand and Alice cooed while I gave her a rimjob, but when I started squirting the lube into her ass she told me to skip the fingers and see if she could just take me without pre-stretching.

It turned out: she could. It was a little slow going, and she had to grit her teeth and kept growling the whole way. But eventually I had my cock balls-deep up my best friend's butthole, and I sodomized the shit out of her (not literally) until I blasted a buttfull of cum up her... well... up her butt.

We took a shower together then, getting dirrrty while getting clean.

Naimh had told her she absolutely HAD to try shower sex, and Alice scoffed at the idea of me merely entering her from behind. Instead, she muttered, “Avalambitaka," and then proceeded to more or less try to climb me.

In hindsight, it was SUPER dangerous to try that position in the shower

-- one slip and somebody would have gotten hurt - but we were teenagers who didn't think about that at the time and managed to pull it off. She planted my back against the wall, hugged me in Belle's koala bear position with her arms around my neck, but instead of keeping her legs wrapped around my waist, she had me take a step forward, planted her feet on the wall behind me for leverage, and used them to propel herself back and forth.

Crazy? Yes.

Athletic? Yes.

Sexy? Hell, yes.