Amber ogled E-Beth's swinging tits for just a moment before launching into her girlish tirade.

“Let me tell you! So I'm feeling all lovey-dovey and more than a little randy. He takes me on this sweet walk across campus, stopping by these fountains and sculptures and telling me some of the history behind the school that I never stopped to learn. He's totally Prince Charming and I'm getting really wet between my legs, right?"

“Okay..." E-Beth was sitting up in bed, now covered with her shirt and oblivious to my not-so-subtle gestures asking her to find me my pants.

Amber rolled on.

“So we get back to his place, and he's got this big house just off-campus. Nice furniture, big TV, kind of a bachelor pad, but cool, you know?"

“Sounds perfect. What went wrong?"

“He's got a GIRLFRIEND."

“No!" E-Beth's shocked voice dropped two octaves.

"So Randall and I are getting hot and heavy, we're making out and he's got my bra clasp undone. Then he asks if I want to see the bedroom. I agree, and his fucking girlfriend is in bed, wearing nothing but skimpy

Lingerie!"

"You're kidding me!"

“No! He fucking brought me back to have a threesome with her!"

"So what did you do?"

“I slapped him and ran! What did you think I would do?"

“Come on," E-Beth now teased. "Weren't you just a little bit tempted?"

Amber blushed and looked straight at the floor.

“Well... yeah... you know me." Amber's eyes were wild and her nipples were hard once again

E-Beth blushed.

“Yeah, I do...”

“But that's not the point!" Amber continued. "If he'd just been HONEST up front, I might've done it. If you want a threesome, don't just spring it as a surprise! Like ‘Hello! Meet my girlfriend! Do you wanna fuck us?'"

“I'LL file that away for future reference," I deadpanned.

“Now can I get my pants?"

E-Beth snapped out of her enraptured trance at Amber's story.

“Oh, yeah, sorry." She got out of bed and headed for my shorts.

Amber was still wound up. "Ah, who cares? Not like I haven't seen him before."