"No, wading in cold water while you eat fish does not count as instruction."

"You weren't even trying."

"It was cold and full of fish and smelled like ass."

"Now you're just being mean. That's one of my favorite soaking spots."

Madison sat back in a chair.

"That's what I get for having a best friend who's a turtle."

"Hey, we'll get you a suit, and water slides aren't exactly deep.

Even the pools at the end are shallow enough you can stand up in.

We'll teach you how to swim. C'mon, it'll be fun. Just as long as everyone realizes that we need to stick together. Got it?"

After much pleading, begging, and innuendo on Heda's part, Madison found herself in a one-piece that she was told was cute but conservative, she felt her ass was hanging out of. Heda secretly assured her that she had a fabulous ass and that she shouldn't worry.

Then, she had fun. A lot of fun. Heda had been right about the depth of the water. There was a large pool for just swimming, but the pools at the ends of the ride were easily navigable. And in a stroke of brilliance, Anthony had suggested getting some tinted swimming goggles, she wouldn't even need the cane. If on some weird chance they ran into someone she knew, she could just hang on Heda's arm.

So Madison got her first experience hurtling down plastic tubes on Styrofoam pads towards a soaked landing. She screamed and screamed, and then ran all the way back up the stairs to do it again. There were things that she was afraid to do, such as the zip Line over the pool, but everything else was fair game. Everyone was having a good time, especially Joanna. Both Madison and Heda noticed that Ed was paying quite a fair amount of attention to the busty blond in bikini that only barely passed the park's decency standards. But that was okay, since that's just who Joanna was. Part of the reason that she was so hot was that she knew she was hot and was playful about it.

And while she would never admit it, Madison realized that the almost 50-year-old Mrs. Jessica Adler was pretty damn hot too.

‘Probably not something you need to mention to your girlfriend, " Madison When Heda float around the thought. suggested they just park on an inner tube, she was almost reluctant because she wanted to go on more slides, but the concept of being cuddled up with that body in a confined area for a length of time proved too much to resist.

“Having fun?" Heda asked as they approached a long tunnel that provided a little bit of shade for the relaxing patrons.

"Amazing," Madison said.

“Amazing fun I mean. Do I ever make sense when I talk?"

Heda laughed.

“Somehow, I understand everything you say. Still anxious about tomorrow?"

Madison sighed, tracing Heda's jawbone with one finger.

“A bit.

Nothing to do about it now."

"And I had to go and ruin the moment."

"No, you didn't. Well, you didn't do anything that another ride on the Raging Rapids won't cure. But really, I'll live. I just can't make up my mind how I want the test to turn out. If it's positive, then at least I know for sure what really happened and where I came from, you know? But is this the ‘reality’ that I want? Do I want to be related to the guy that I hate more than anyone and his mother, a woman who may have thrown me away when I was born and then went shopping for a better model?"